Pick a facebook status

Such a disappointment when you defend someone for so long thinking they are different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said

do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

If you can`t handle me moody then you don`t get the booty

WE ALL KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WHO IS EVIL AS FUCK BUT EVERYBODY LIKES THEM AND YOU GET SO PISSED BECAUSE NOBODY SEES HOW EVIL THEY ARE

twinkle twinkle little prick you have a really tiny dick stop shaming girls for who they screw just because it isn’t you!

I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

MY BEST FRIEND CANT STOP BEING MY BEST FRIEND THAT BITCH KNOWS TOO MUCH

Me? Weird? B*tch please, I`m limited edition.

*spends $7.00* "Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"

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