Bacon is bacon,eggs is eggs,don`t let them boys between ya legs.They`ll say ya cute,they`ll say ya fine. But 9 months later they`ll say.It ain`t mine.
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Eating and drinking statuses for facebook
The guy who discovered milk probably did a lot of other strange things too.
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2 reasons why I`m fat:
1) I eat when I`m bored
2) I`m always bored
1) I eat when I`m bored
2) I`m always bored
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Eating your food slowly will help you lose weight, enjoy your food, reduce stress, and lead to better digestion.
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Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
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You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that`s kind of the same thing.
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My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him ``sweet dreams.``
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all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
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If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
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Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30
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