Statuses about facebook

why do people tag themselves in their own pics? like we know it`s your bitch ass in the pic. you posted it.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass..

It has been exactly 14　years since I lost Charlie. It doesnt get a lot easier. Love you,Charlie.

Dear Facebook friends who are now getting a Twitter, I made an account to get away from you. Sincerely, GTFO.

*Throws book at someones face* "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" "I just Facebooked you"

A boy`s painful letter to facebook----
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Dear facebook,
please stop suggesting me beautiful
girls....
It really hurts when i can`t add them :(
. Sincerely,
Blocked user :`(

Facebook is the only place you can talk to a wall and can`t be called fool :-P

Click "Like" If: you will never think "I wonder if i should delete my Facebook account?"

Facebook is such a place where a boy post a comment and gets no response but if a girl post a comment and gets 145 likes and 99 comments.

The Awkward moment when you tag lots of people in your picture and you only get 1 like.