he`ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you`ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him with no response
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Statuses for Girls
girls know, they fucking know. even if they didn`t they`d still know. guys probably won`t get this tweet but girls will bc they know.
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guys: "I need a girl with a fat ass, large boobs, tiny waist, big lips, long hair, etc."
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
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Dudes be like, "I only talk to one girl."
AND THAT STATUS BE HAVING 15 BITCHES FEELING SPECIAL.
AND THAT STATUS BE HAVING 15 BITCHES FEELING SPECIAL.
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If you can`t handle my worst you ain`t getting my best
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I want a bf who`ll grab my ass in front of other guys to let them know i`m his.
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My mom always asks why i`m always smiling at my phone and am i dating someone like no mom i`m laughing at my own texts
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do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
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If you can`t handle me moody then you don`t get the booty
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twinkle twinkle little prick you have a really tiny dick stop shaming girls for who they screw just because it isn’t you!
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