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					 Never had a type.I just like the way I vibe with certain people.					
					
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					 An Alarm clock is something we get frustrated at when it does its job and also when it doesn’t.					
					
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					 911 should be able to accept text messages so you can hide in a closet and not talk on the phone.					
					
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					 Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence.					
					
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					 Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people!					
					
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					 Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.					
					
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					 Care too little .. You`ll lose them. Care too much .. you`ll get hurt.					
					
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					 I`m glad I know sign language, it`s pretty handy.					
					
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					 “what’s your favorite position in bed?” near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging					
					
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					 Pay no attention to those who talk behind your back. It simply means you are two steps ahead.					
					
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