Pick a facebook status

one day someone will walk into
your life, then you realize
love was always worth
waiting for.♥
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Of course I`m weird, normal is boring.
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When should I tell my cat she is adopted?
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prank call : "Hello, dominos?" ... "Yes, how may I help you?" ... "What`s the number to call Pizza Hut?" ;)
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The more boys i meet, the more i love my dog.
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Facebook is such a place where a boy post a comment and gets no response but if a girl post a comment and gets 145 likes and 99 comments.
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There is someı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ting on your screen!!!
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The Awkward moment when you tag lots of people in your picture and you only get 1 like.
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True word aren`t always pretty:-*.pretty words aren`t always true:-P
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User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
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