Pick a facebook status

I don`t need someone perfect. I need someone who loves me, respects me, cares for me and understands me.

Expect the bullshit, but NEVER accept it.

As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.

do you ever get in those really weird moods that you can`t even explain what you`re feeling it`s like everything is mixed together all at once?

mom : did you eat all the donuts
me : no
mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me : thats cocaine

Falling in love is easy, staying in love is a challenge, letting go is hard, and moving on is the hardest.

Music is my life, the lyrics are my story.

Eating your food slowly will help you lose weight, enjoy your food, reduce stress, and lead to better digestion.

Why can I memorize songs but not test notes.

After 12 years of education I still don`t know how mortgages work or how to pay my taxes.. at least I know how many cells are inside a leaf.