Pick a facebook status

Life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass
It`s about learning to dance in the rain.

smile it is the key that fits the lock of everybodys heart the man who smiles

if Im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer ;D

They SaY ” Love Is In The
Air ” …. I Say My Share Of
Love Is Lost In Pollution :P

I don`t want to break thousands of girl`s heart by being committed,,,,,,

thats y m still single..... :-)

There Are Only Two Reasons If A Girl Looks Ar You
She Likes you ...
or..
She is Farting slowly ...! lmao

SIngLe ?
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I M jUst in a ReLatiOn wIth FrEEdOm!!!

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSH IPS are perfect, LIARS believe they are telling the truth, your ENEMIES visit your profile the most, yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you writewhat you are really thinking, someone always take it the wrong way, people think your status is for them when its not! Re-post if u agree

I don`t like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality.

i have a serious sickness called LAZY SICKNESS :D