Pick a facebook status

‎5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they`re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. :D

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Never judge anybody no matter how funny they look

I hate when i text someone something serious and they reply with a LOL.

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning....I Love You.

If you can read this you have a strong mind:
TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 TO PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5!
1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT NOW, ON TH15 LIN3 YOUR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH OUT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY C34RT41N P30PL3 C4N R3AD TH15.
R3 P05T 1F U C4N!!
i did.. :) :)

respect is given.disrespect is earned.mistakes makes me human.failures makes us stronger.

Just be urself , everyone else is already taken !!

The awkward moment when you open the bathroom door and see someone`s doing their "thing".

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?