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Condom spelled backwards is modnoc which doesn`t mean anything so i don`t wear them.
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girls know, they fucking know. even if they didn`t they`d still know. guys probably won`t get this tweet but girls will bc they know.
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me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
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No matter how "busy" a person`s day may be. If they "really care", they`ll always find time for you.
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Don`t talk to me bout Valentines day.At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass.#Joan Rivers
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Bacon is bacon,eggs is eggs,don`t let them boys between ya legs.They`ll say ya cute,they`ll say ya fine. But 9 months later they`ll say.It ain`t mine.
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Like if Yellow pages book have yellow pages.
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Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust
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Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence.
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When I can’t spell a word I just randomly type letters that I think would spell the word and just hope auto correct saves me.
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