Pick a facebook status

The guy who discovered milk probably did a lot of other strange things too.
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If you smile while no one is around you really mean it.
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You Need Directions?...Well First you gotta take this D-tour.
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Sometimes all you need in the end is someone who will hold you and say everything is alright.
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What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you`re shit.
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Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.
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You know my name, not my story. You`ve heard what I`ve done. not what I`ve been through.
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I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
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If a crocodile is chasing you, run in a zig zag pattern. Crocodiles can`t take sharp turns well.
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Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people!
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