funny facebook statuses

Dear naps, I`m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten.

losers give up when they are tired



winners give up when they have won

Dear Someone, Thank you for coming into my life, thank you for making me smile like crazy, thank you for making me happy.

Mom: Can I see your Facebook?

Me: WHAT FACEBOOK?!

*throws laptop out window*

*runs to airport,

*moves to Mexico

*changes name to Pancho Come Queso*

No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, You answer that shit.

A Good Friend: Calls you in jail.
A Great Friend: Bails you out of jail.
YOUR BEST FRIEND: Sits next to you while saying "wasn`t that fun?"

Don`t force someone to make time for
you..... If they really want to, they will..... (^~^)

Girl: "talk dirty to me!"
Boy: "... mud."

You`re as useless as the "AY" in "OKAY"

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