me: mom, I need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2003 already?
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2003 already?
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funny facebook statuses
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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I don`t run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it`s likely something is chasing me.
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Niggas Be Like : " Can I get Them Digits "
Bitches Be Like : " I Don`t Have A Phone "
Facebook Be Like : " SENT FROM MOBILE "
Bitches Be Like : " I Don`t Have A Phone "
Facebook Be Like : " SENT FROM MOBILE "
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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
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Cry over cuts and stitches not sluts and BITCHES
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"Can I have a piece of gum?" "Yeah, but don`t say you got it from me."
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Respect old people, they graduated without Google and Wikipedia!
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That awkward moment when you don`t know which armrest at a theater is your`s.... Annoying!
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Alcohol is never the answer, but it does make u forget the question;p
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