Home Alone! Expectation; Party! Party!
Reality; Peeing with the door open . ..
Reality; Peeing with the door open . ..
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funny facebook statuses
Saying, "DUUDE..." before saying something important to a friend
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"Police, open up!" "No, you`re gonna yell at me..."
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Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you`re in an argument you`ll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, then I`d be a millionaire <3
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A Japanese couple had a black baby. They named her Sum Ting Wong.
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Doctor: Are You sexually active? Me: Well.... *death glare from Mom* Me: NO. NOT AT ALL. WHAT IS SEX?
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That fail moment when you push a door that says pull.
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That awkward moment when you have a vampire boyfriend and you get your period.
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LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
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