I watch so much of my baby cousins Dora the Explorer with her, that I`m so kick ass at Spanish! Por Favor!
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funny facebook statuses
Hitting your hip on a corner and acting like you got shot...
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Sequel to the movie `300` is comin this year. Starring Chuck Norris and its called `1`
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That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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You know you`re addicted to coffee when you grind coffee beans with your teeth....
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I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that hard because you are a fucking idiot.
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There is
1 Thing
2 Do
3 Words
4 You
I Love You .. ♥
1 Thing
2 Do
3 Words
4 You
I Love You .. ♥
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When I was little, I put my face close to the fan to hear my robot voice.
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NoBody`s Perfect .. But Ayye You`re Perfect for me ! .. ♥
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