funny facebook statuses

On Mondays, I feel like I need
Coffee injected directly into my veins...

We live in a world where we are called haters from being honest.

Parents call it “talking back”, we call it “answering your question

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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U

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o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U

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.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT`S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U

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(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring…
U U

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o<( <) But then I was like...
...U U

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.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES TO MUCH TO SHARE!
..U U

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(> <) So then I ate it…Sorry.

You’re beautiful! until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires.

Not Wearing Socks #YOLO
Forever Alone #Solo
Marco #POLO
Condom Broke @OHNO
You Like Men #HOMO
Bitches is Hoes #FOSHO
Got No House #HOBO
Toy On A String #YOYO
Cold Outside? Drink Hot #COCO
Dont Get Caught By The #POPO
Can i touch ya boobs? #NONO

Have you ever realized that what comes after M for Monday and T for Tuesday in a calender ???
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W T F

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.=(H)alf (O)f (M)y (E)nergy (W)asted (O)n (R)andom (K)nowledge

Søme people`s relatiønship status shøuld be ``in a relatiønship with ___ while cheating with ___``

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