slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
-unknown
funny facebook statuses
The greatest enemy of man is alcohol but the Bible told us to love our enemies
-unknown
W0rds may lie,but actioNs always tell truth!
-unknown
Keep it simple, don`t over do
your self. Because simple is
classy, and overdoing it
looks trashy.
your self. Because simple is
classy, and overdoing it
looks trashy.
-unknown
I like it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.
-unknown
that moment when a brittish person says mum and ur like mom not mum where do u think we are return of the mummy
-unknown
"I`m a ninja" "No your not" "Did you see me do that?" "Do What?" "Excatly"
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The biggest lie I tell myself is.. "I don`t need to write that down, I`ll remember it"
-unknown
Sometimes I pretend to be normal,but it gets boring so i go back to being me.
-unknown
Dear Karma,
I have a list of people you missed.
I have a list of people you missed.
-unknown