funny facebook statuses

I agree that New world should be called Old world! ;)

I HATE YOU ALLL!!!!!! GO DIE!!!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!
*After nap and snack*
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOOAHH!!!

Hey,your fat....
I`m not fat my tummy is just 3d

My laptop just fell off the my boat its a dell rolling in the deep.

That mad moment when you sneeze on someone and you make that weird face.

Behind every great man, there is a woman reaching for his wallet.

when i have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, i survived that!" ...

I wish I have second chance to prove them that their WRONG..

To those paranoid people that check behind their shower curtains to see if there is a murderer, what is your next plan if there is a murderer.

Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen It`s about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, it`s for the BEST