funny facebook statuses

Love is more than just showing affection, love is about trusting each other, and having faith in your relationship.

Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

I love that moment when someone sees me and screams out my name whilst running towards me to give me a hug and a kiss

I like to do things which are impossible

but in life nothing is impossible...

so i do nothing.

that awkward moment when your walking with your boyfriend and his x walks up yelling at you

It`s kinda like holding a porcupine. The pain is there, hurting you, everywhere. But you don`t wanna let go; because that damn porcupine.. well it meant something to you.

you are what you eat... i dont remember eating a big bowl of sexy :3

I knew i shouldent have got drunk last night i ran into kfc wearing a chicken suit demanding to be given my babies back!

Im mad at my friends, myself, and frankly, im still mad at the star wars empire...

Guest: Why do I have to ask your mom if I can spend the night. You: Because she can`t say no to you.