funny facebook statuses

The toughest thing about success is that you`ve got to keep on being a success.

Wow, I just found out at break time today at work that Baked Beans come from a plant!! I never knew that amazing!!!!!! Who would have thought.......

Making me happy doesn’t require a lot of effort...Actually, your presence is just enough ♥

Me: i think you need a hearing aid
person: what???

That akward moment when someone says snow day is here and you stay home but your mom says snow day means plow and clean the snow off the yard AFTER school

Love is like your house keys, easy to lose but hard to find.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed...

That annoying moment when your braiding your hair, then you do the other side and see it#s better than the first side, so you redo the first side and then it looks better than the other than... That other annoying moment when theres not another easy way to say that :P

Dear Facebook/Twitter, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone.

When i have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, i survived that!" ...