They say you are what you eat! Well, I don`t remember eating Sexy Beast this morning.
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funny facebook statuses
That mini heart attack when you trip on the stairs
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I wish I had a easy button, for how easy you are!
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I sleep too much. Parents complain. I don`t sleep enough. Parents complain. I don`t see a way to win here
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I hate when I`m trying to sleep & my mind says- You know what`s a great movie? Paranormal activity.
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the moment wheres there is a fly on your screan and you try to get it away with the cursor :)
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1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video
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Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?
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I liked things better when I didn`t understand them
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