funny facebook statuses

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking

Stages of a Relationship :] :]] :D : :[ :[

My alarm clock is just jealous of my relationship with my bed.

That awkward moment when morons start every status with "That awkward moment" even if it ISN`T awkward.

Going back to your ex is like taking a clean shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty pair of underwear.

A man who is always smiling does`t mean that he has no problem, but the smile shows that he has ability to overcome all the problem

I heard you`re a player. Nice to meet you. I`m the coach.

Really.. What are we fighting for ?

shit happens. move on. smile on.

"Is that your ex?" "No, that`s the biggest mistake of my life."