funny facebook statuses

You look at me and think, `she`s so happy` but there`s so much behind this little smile that you will never know.

i hate it when you think of a great comeback AFTER the conversation is over.

the awkward moment when you open your present and you don`t know what it is.

Water has a taste you can`t explain!

"I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."

3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can`t accept it, change it. If you can`t change it, leave it.

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

Is doing something weird and thinking, that is why I`m not in a relationship

A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already

say this dog , is dog , to dog , keep dog , all dog , idiot dog , busy dog
now read it without dog ♥