funny facebook statuses

On January 1st of next year, the first thing i am going to do is go to blockbusters and put the movie `2012` in the comedy section. :)

Walked in to a shop and asked for girl assistance and said "hey can you help look for this I`m kind of lost" girl said "sure its right over there" I said "Thanks do you mind if i call you if i get lost again?" girl said "sure anytime" i said "thanks can i have your number just in case i get lost again?"

if love isn`t a game then why are there so many players

When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question -__-

Noway on earth that you can`t survive by don`t use your ipod, phone, TV, Computer, And other device for just 1 day.

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make up and boys lie.

Seriously, cmon thats not scary. * toast out the toaster pops open * OH SHIT!!!! =O

Make-up can make you look pretty on the outside, but it can`t help if you are ugly on the inside..
P.S
You all are all beautiful ♥

-`Are you free person?` - `No, I have MOM!`

I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping & I`m like O_-