funny facebook statuses

Admit It..... At One Point Of Time, You Tried To See If You Had Superpowers.

Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning." "So what happened?" "I got dressed."

That awkward moment when you walk out of a store with your mom, and then you realize its not your mom

Dear person copying my test,
Jokes on you, I didn`t study

Sincerely,
Me

Dear letters,
Stay out of my math problems

Sincerely,
Algebra

Dear FACEBOOK, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that DISLIKE button
Sincerely
YouTube

Like if: When you have a substitute, you never sit in your assigned seat.

Why hate on Justin Bieber he`s just a boy.. Cody Simpson is Another STORY!

‎33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And 100% of pets say this crazy bitch won`t shut up.

if love isnt a game then why are there so many players </3