funny facebook statuses

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

A Week With Out School Feels Fantastic.

"before trying to change others....just try how it is difficult to change urself"

"When i say I MISS SCHOOL, i mean my FRIENDS , the FUN and MY CRUSH, not the studying part."

That awkward moment when you see a really cute guy,but your holding your mom`s hand.

♥ Girl : I hate the fact u r too tall from me !! :(

♥ Boy : It have an advantage for u believe me !!

♥ Girl: What ??

♥ Boy: You can listen to my heart that beats only 4 you.. ♥♥♥

The Awkward Moment When U Clean Your Room And U Have No Idea Were Anything Went When It Was Dirty U Knew Were Everthing Was *.*

Does there ever exists any vegetable jokes?
If not then why do people expect u not to send non-veg jokes?

I`d rather be SINGLE than to be
in a fake, phony, & false
relationship with someone
whose NOT committed ♥