funny facebook statuses

Single = Being in a relationship with everyone

The awkward moment is when the creator can`t control the creation.

Nothing defines a culture as distinctly as its language, and the element of language that best encapsulates a society`s values and beliefs is its proverbs.

(LMS)if... Wait i have a life.

That Awkward Moment When You Say "I Love You But There Isn`t A Respond.

If at first you don`t succeed, then maybe losing is your style. lol

That awkward moment when you miss a high five.

I was at the ATM the other day, and an elderly lady approached, and asked me to help check her balance.

so i pushed her. ;)

Awkwardly Walking into a bathroom full of 7 year old`s 0-0

“I look so ugly” Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called… “Me?