funny facebook statuses

Some people need a high five In the face With a chair!!!

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over you Facebook?

The awkward moment when your checking your self out in a cars window and you realize theirs someone in there

Removing the datacard and continuously pressing refresh
"WTF, why the internet ain`t working?"

There is at least one Chinese member in a family and the only people in my family is john, Kate, Victor, Chris, and Mao Ching su but I think its chris

"Dude, she just called you a pothead!"
"Oh, HELL NO! Hold my blunt!"

What goes around comes around like a hoola hoop
Karma is a bitch and this bitch is beautiful(;

Dear whoever is reading this, I hope you know that you`re never alone, and that somebody out there loves you more than you will ever know.

Sometimes I have to be apart from people I love, but that doesn`t make me love them any less.

The day when Facebook adds an option that u can like that someone liked something, I`ll quit the internet forever.