funny facebook statuses

The awkward moment when you open the bathroom door and see someone`s doing their "thing".

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

What time is it?.... " IT`S SUMMER TIME "

Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.

99.99% girls are beautiful in the world and 0.01% of girls are in my college.

I just want my guy to say this to me when I`m in a situation "Don`t be afraid. I`m here."

i hate those moments when,ITS A PICTURE PERFECT MOMENT, AND YOU DON`T HAVE A CAMERA

I wonder if gay people say "that`s so Straight" but something they don`t like

Technically, I`m single. But my heart is taken by someone I can`t call my own

This Is Student Life 1. SPEED:
Getting Ready In 5 Minutes.. 2. SHARING:
Whole Class Copying One Assignment.. 3. PRESENTATION SKILLS:
Can Present One Answer,
In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different
Questions 4. EDITING:
Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages
Less Than,
The Person From Whom You Copied.. 5. MULTI TASKING:
Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf,
Gossiping With Seat Mate, Day
Dreaming, 6. Art:
Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note
Books..