Relationship Status: Sleeping next to the warm laundry pile.
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funny facebook statuses
Whats hard, long, and has cum in it? A cucumber. But I like the way you think ;)
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In honor of Presidents Day, I`m making HUGE fucking promises to everyone that I have no intention of keeping.
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Can anyone tell me what does "hmmm" mean?
I think its a good way to ignore people :3
I think its a good way to ignore people :3
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"Your zipper is down."
Me: "Ughh, your mom is so forgetful!"
Me: "Ughh, your mom is so forgetful!"
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I sneezed and None of you said Bless You....... Rude!
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me:*sneezes*
everyone:
someone else:*sneezes*
teacher:Bless You
students:Bless You
principal:Bless You
class hamster:Bless You
Jesus:Bless You
God:Bless You
Tupac:Bless You
everyone:
someone else:*sneezes*
teacher:Bless You
students:Bless You
principal:Bless You
class hamster:Bless You
Jesus:Bless You
God:Bless You
Tupac:Bless You
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defeats are stepping stones
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In relationship, sometimes Try to stay far from him/her if you wanted to keep relation strong.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.
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