funny facebook statuses

What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

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I came in like a wrecking ball, licking all the things i see

"I lost my 1,000th guitar pick today--I bet they all meet under my bed and gossip about me while I sleep :("

Lets face it, we all had our teachers a$$ in our face when they were helping another student.

Started from the bottom now we here
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you`re a mile away from them and you have their shoes

In alcohol’s defense, i`ve done some pretty dumb shít while completely sober too.

I DONT have EX`s ; I have Y`s. Like Y the f*ck did I date you !

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then you walk up to a pole and... BAMMM!