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The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously :P

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
—Albert Einstein

I wish my memories came with "√ Save", "ﾒ Delete" and "► Play" buttons.

I don`t care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a dumbass wearing them.

Don`t blame the follower, Blame the leader.

i don`t trust people often, so if i do, don`t make me regret it

Karma; it`s a good thing that it comes back around, because when it bites you in the ass, it makes you realize the pain you put someone else through. There`s no better understanding of pain until you experience it yourself. It makes you extra careful to not hurt anyone else that way again, because you now know exactly what that hurt feels like. So dear Karma, I THANK you for making your rounds, because you`ve made me a better girlfriend.

Pray not only because you need SOMETHING , But because you have alot to be THANKFUL for ..!!

A real friend helps you when need help, but a smart friend asks you if you need help.

I hate when i text someone something serious and they reply with a LOL.