Sharing thoughts statuses

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just don`t wanna talk.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

everything is so stressful right now and i really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything

me: *gives relationship advice*
me: *remains single*

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes I fucking know what happened previously ok I just marathonned two seasons

i want to be your favorite person to chill with and talk about deep shit with

Sometimes you have to walk away from people, not because you don`t care, but because they don`t.

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished bc either someone cuts me off or I stop talking bc I realize that no one`s listening