You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you`re an asshole, son.
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I really wish my money would have unprotected sex in my wallet and multiply.
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I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
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My mother + my father - condom = the most amazing human being alive.
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Don`t you wish people were like money, you could just hold them up to the sun and see which ones are real and which ones are fake..
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So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking.”
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"Clean your room, guests are coming over." Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
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I HAVE TO wet my toothbrush, put the toothpaste on, then rewet my toothbrush in order for me to brush my teeth.
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Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*...
Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".
Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".
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That one person you see EVERYWHERE, but don`t know their name.
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