Clever facebook statuses
WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF
AND STUPID PEOPLE....
Want is one thing. Expect is another >
there is no better time than righ NOW to be happy :)
Sometimes it`s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Today, I lost my mood ring. I`m not sure how I feel about that...
Halloween - Candy
ThanksGiving - Food
Christmas - Gifts
NewYear - Drinks
Valentines - Sex
Birthday - All Of The Above
You really look like my new girlfriend!!
Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)
i`d rather be hated for who i am
than loved for who i`m not