Clever facebook statuses
				
				
				
					
					 WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF
SMART PHONE
AND STUPID PEOPLE....					
					
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					 Want is one thing. Expect is another >					
					
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					 there is no better time than righ NOW to be happy :)					
					
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					 Sometimes it`s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.					
					
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					 I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.					
					
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					 Today, I lost my mood ring. I`m not sure how I feel about that...					
					
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					 Halloween - Candy 
ThanksGiving - Food
Christmas - Gifts
NewYear - Drinks
Valentines - Sex
Birthday - All Of The Above					
					
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					 You really look like my new girlfriend!!					
					
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					 Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)					
					
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					 i`d rather be hated for who i am 
than loved for who i`m not					
					
						-unknown