Clever facebook statuses

WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF
SMART PHONE
AND STUPID PEOPLE....
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Want is one thing. Expect is another >
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there is no better time than righ NOW to be happy :)
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Sometimes it`s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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Today, I lost my mood ring. I`m not sure how I feel about that...
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Halloween - Candy
ThanksGiving - Food
Christmas - Gifts
NewYear - Drinks
Valentines - Sex
Birthday - All Of The Above
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You really look like my new girlfriend!!
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Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)
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i`d rather be hated for who i am
than loved for who i`m not
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