Clever facebook statuses

Mom: Let me see your phone!
You: Let me go get it.
*Delete messages, lock phone, take out memory card, turn off*
You: Here, but its dead... :)

Facebook asked me ...what`s on your mind ..? I answerd it`s not your business ..!

a jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

Remember, If you don`t stand for something, you`ll fall for anything!

would you be happy if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP..........

LIFE IS LIKE A DICE WE DOES`NT KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT<3<3

The truth is an expensive gift, don`t expect it from cheap people.

A relationship without trust or commitment is like pushing a door that says PULL. It just wouldn`t work.

They say that everyone deserves a second chance. I think I would be pleased if I were given the first Chance.