Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
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Eating and drinking statuses for facebook
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I`m so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
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Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you`re a selfish bitch.
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I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
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I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
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Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
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You`re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I`ve never seen one before.
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That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
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I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny!
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