Pick a facebook status

This day is moving slower than a snail moving backwards on a turtle moving forward

I think the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories the only things that don`t change when everybody else does

I either want to spend my day going out & doing stuff with friends or I want to spend it in bed with zero human contact. No in between.

When people say “You’ve changed” there’s a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to.

Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.

Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in. You were all girl embryos.

If Earth stopped for 1 second and you weren`t belt-buckled to the Earth, you would fall over and roll 800 mph due east... killing everyone.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

LIKE IF Some friends aren`t really friends... They`re family.

You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that`s kind of the same thing.