Pick a facebook status

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

I`m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

"I have a boyfriend." “I have a math test.” "What?" “Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”

fall: wears hoodies
winter: wears hoodies
spring: wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
summer: turns up ac and wears hoodies

If you`re having trouble falling asleep, count backwards from 99. Most times you`ll fall asleep before even getting to 50.

you`re as relevant as the letter "K" in knife

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.