Pick a facebook status

Forget the haters. Never undervalue who you are and what you`re capable of.

A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes the smile on your face.

I don`t think you could ever forget someone that once was the reason you smiled.

ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard r my favorite kind of people

LIKE IF:
*Close fridge door and hear stuff fall in it*
Oh well, sounds like a problem for the next person.

LIKE IF ; Room full of people you don`t know. You pretend to text.

My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker... Well, she`s not exactly my girlfriend just yet.

My mum thinks WTF means wow that`s fantastic...Today I texted her: Mum I got an A on my English test...my Mum said: WTF see you at dinner.

Everyones middle name should be, motherfuckin...try it. Doesn`t it sound so great?

My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him ``sweet dreams.``